Stomp The Yard

Stomp The Yard is a weird one in that THERE IS NO HUMOR. There is no quirky gay friend. It's all about ~feeling your emotions~ and taking one for the team. On the other hand, there's krumping you guys. KRUMPING. And muscles. Dudes who howl at the moon. Wolves vs. snakes; step vs. krumping; old school vs. new school. Shit. One of us (I won't name names (Erin)) started out thinking that step was cooler than krumping and changed her mind before the movie was over, so get ready for a complete change in world view.


SCORE CARD

CRITERIA:

• 10 points for class warfare
• 10 points for pursuing a love interest
• 10 points for a SPOILER ALERT dead brother as inspiration
  
• 10 points for a mid-movie setback
• 10 points for a super sexy training montage full of sweaty shirtless boys
• 10 points for getting kicked off the team
• 10 points for a message of teamwork AND compromise
• 10 points for SPOILER ALERT winning nationals

BONUS POINTS:

• 1 point for SO MUCH KRUMPING
• 1 point for a skill brawl
• 1 point for an asshole boyfriend
• 1 point for ending with a tiebreaker
• 1 point for giving us SO MANY GOOSEBUMPS
• 1 point for Sway from MTV at the nationals
• 7 points for Meagan Good being a super hottie

FINAL SCORE: 93